The following are courtesy of Smitha since she typed them up to add to some quoted page that she made years ago.
me: he needs a timeoutAnd these are more recent.
me: with the dunce hat even
smitha: So the "where are you going" wasn't directed towards me, right? ;o)
me: no, part of the song
me: your auto-response distracted me and i didn't get the rest of the lyrics
me: i hate not being able to eat
me: it makes me hungry
me: i just finished the other half of my sandwhich
me: sandwich
me: sandwitch
me: how many other ways can we spell it?
me: sandwench
me: oh, your talking caffine keep you up, right?
me: i forgot it affects people like that
(quote was based on some blog that was done as if God (or a Godlike being) was the poster or something, I forget. these were years ago)
me: "I've been wasting My time on My Playstation2, killing zombies and searching for Power Ups. I have to tell you, it's all really cool on my 10 Thousand Inch Widescreen Sony Flatscreen TV. God's gots the coolest home entertainment center EVAR."
me: can i play at God's house?
(same quote deal)
me: "Sometimes when you are shopping at the mall, I move your car."
me: i knew it!!
me: maybe it's just a weird glitch that's all my fault. you should ban me from ever coming to your bored again because i might one day go insane and DESTROY THE WORLD!
me: k, i'm better now
me: if i was a book, i know some of the stuff i find myself saying would make my list of favorite book quotes.
me: and now i'm all gifting myself left and right and killing orcs and dragons and crap. it's awesome!
me: I'm glad I was never a teenage girl!
-"You act like you have a headache."
ReplyDelete-"I think I do."
-"Vampires don't get headaches."
"See, that's your problem, Saber. You see me only as a vampire. I'm also female, and we can get headaches any time we darn well please."
I haven't heard this one nearly enough....
ReplyDelete"You watch the WEIRDEST shows"